May Availability 2017

__May 2016 Availability_

-> 2nd – 5th Beltane Week!
-> 9th – 11th
-> 12th   morning only
-> 15th + 16th before 6pm
-> 25th + 26th
-> 27th + 28th Weekend!
-> 30th + 31st

TBD: May 1st, 23rd + 24th

REMEMBER: If it is a weekend when you write I am living in the WOODS and will not be on top of my email or social media. Wait patiently. I often jet Friday am- Sunday evenings.

Those of you closer to me than the average newb approaching me know in the last bit I’ve been working with a few crews on some strong community building and that I have Goddess arm level juggling skills in regards to my contracts and projects. I have a big project launching in May. Not only will I need wacky release, laughter and shenanigans to balance intense concentration, conservation and multi-day space holding:  I want it more than ever. Advanced booking is REALLY important to get scenes prepped up with good time for all the elements to line up.

Serve Me during this time, lend your strength to this tank from which so many future
heroes feed. Get a “taste” for yourself, perhaps of yourself hahaha.  I’m especially looking to Sodomize + Transform kittens to MayDay sluts around the week of Beltane:  May 1- 5th:  ladycocks/ strap ons, strap on sucking while you jerk it in an old pair of my hose, flower crowns, robes and I’m hoping my selection of minty and spicy lubes arrives but figs(figging) will be in abundance (don’t waste your new toy), and so many other wonderful visuals are invoked when I think of it.  I can even bring my teeeny travel cauldron, since it’s getting so much attention these days..

Looking forward to a hedonistic May,

Contessa Zoe Aspasia

 

Dirty Laundry + Ruby Shippers

For those of you who are new to my personal item related offerings you may have noticed a lot of posts and tweets related to my panty sales. I’ve been handing off my panties since 2007, and soon after joined up with PantyTrust and offered listings there. It’s been one of many kinky facets I’ve kept ongoing and I always found my listings went so quickly I wouldn’t get to post many on my website. This month I had promised to give more options on my site AND on PT and I’m loading them up!

I do not have a queue right now but do have a few dates pre-arranged with deposits for items I am holding ( I will hold for up to a month with tribute): you can snag the deal now and set up your discrete mailbox/ temporary box rental/ friends’ address for “that Etsy package”.  Visit my Panty Page for the full scoop (or two amazing ones) and the pairs available here:–> http://zoe-aspasia.com/panties/ Panty Page as well as socks + pantyhose. (The photos on this page are of pairs I recently mailed out and not available). Continue reading “Dirty Laundry + Ruby Shippers”

Ranpo-style Fondle Chairy: The Contessa’s Perverted Playhouse

When I think about the beautifully wacky installations that come from my kinky brain, and formulative kinky, enticing, human arts, Edogawa Ranpo (wiki) certainly has made a mark, and I’ll never look at Chairy from Pee Wee’s Playhouse the same way again. This cartoony chair with inner pervert chamber is the first thing I’d make for a perverted playhouse of that gonzo level.  It’s exciting but there are a lot of hurdles in making that fantasy dungeon piece a reality. Still it gets my imagination churning:

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I know how I’d tease stocking fans or panty fetishists, trying on garments with a leg up on the chair and you in chairy mittens unable to really touch, a faint sweet aroma torturing you, a graze of my ass here and there, perhaps a snug chastity device… A camera in the inner side for some sweet Sunday reading in cute shoes and panties also appeals to me. Mmm Ignore scenes…

I can put a well-behaved slave inside the chair and tell them how to fondle you, you deprived of hearing, my instructions via whisper, a Cyrano-style romancing of another sissy, your first awkward stranger cock fondle. Or it could be the game of watching what you will experience before it’s your turn: sissification, anal training, corporal or ball busting, breathplay, electro and so many other things… Continue reading “Ranpo-style Fondle Chairy: The Contessa’s Perverted Playhouse”

April 2017: Green Fists, Panty Huffing, Painslut Bitches

It’s the time of year that I get outside again, every time I have the chance. I’m building things, skill sharing and more on land in Ontario and elsewhere, somewhat of a travelling seawitch who can also grill and use power tools. That’s why you’ll see my wishlist with camping, climbing gear, new outdoor cookwear as well as lingerie and sex toys. All for one amazing Goddess, Me.

___Weekends + Advanced Booking__ Advanced booking is REALLY important to get scenes mixed up with good time. I’m off grid/ out of the city usually on weekends so direct communication and following directions as I lay them out shows Me you can follow directions. Who knew that would be attractive to Me? (Sarcasm) Show me you can jump through the basic hoops without getting your baggage caught on it (we can always chat through that junk via Skype meeting). Do not fuck with weekend bookings, the deposit is not enough to cover the disappointment of lost tree time without gonzo play which I love. That being said I may be around Easter weekend April 14th-17th then the next possible window is May 26th weekend.

___Great Canadian Panty Sale!!!___
….to sniff, sleep with, hide, stroke with, wear… Never tried it?  Now is the time..

I’m cleaning out my panty drawer for amazon.ca gift cards to, very Canadianly eh, level up some camping gear, and treat some long term scent fans to a nice little package. Panty Newbs this is for you, the most recently asked for treatment plus a double dose of Goddess cream: 2 days wear plus doubly masturbated-in. Tribute for this tasty treat is $fifty (including shipping within North America). Not able to accept snail mail yet? Email me to discuss panty tease content with any of these pairs (wear photos, short vids, Gif series) for the same sweet Canadian cause: eating well outdoors and not getting eaten to death by black flies. Read More Here —>  Great Canadian Panty Sale

_____Specialty Scenes_____ 

Here are some of the Specialty Scenes I’m digging most presently:

–> Scissoring, Straight Up or With a Fist!!  (Scissoring or Scissor + Anal Training Special) Read More –>  http://zoe-aspasia.com/2017/03/24/scissorholds-straight-up-or-with-a-fist-special-scene-themes/  April + June 2017

–> Springing into you with my LadyCocks! (Strap-On Training, 2 of 3 cocks agree you should do this for Me) http://zoe-aspasia.com/2017/03/19/spring-into-you-with-my-ladycocks-march-20th-june-21st/ March 20th- June 21st

–> Dogs Bollocks (Ballbusting + Cosplay)  http://zoe-aspasia.com/2017/03/11/the-dogs-bollocks-specialty-scene-theme/ Wag for me, play fetish, enjoy my claws.

–>Park Walking + Talking: http://zoe-aspasia.com/2016/09/22/leaf-kicking-in-the-park/ Rainy days are just as great as the sunny ones for this. Continue reading “April 2017: Green Fists, Panty Huffing, Painslut Bitches”

Scissorholds: Straight up or with a Fist! Special Scene Themes

I’m offering 2 special scenes 60mins/ 90 mins of breathplay + anal training or just Scissorholds/ leg chokes/ breathplay. I love controlling breath with my legs and have quite a bit of experience with it, as well as training asses/ P spot locating. Visit my wrestling page to learn more about my
history with wrestling and scissorholds –>  Wrestling with Contessa Zoe.

Check out my Scissorhold videos on Scissorfoxes.com listed under “Aiden” right here –>  Aiden on SF. Choose from one special scenario or the other April – June 2017!  Don’t miss this opportunity for me to stretch out my legs with your neck!

~Contessa Zoe Aspasia Continue reading “Scissorholds: Straight up or with a Fist! Special Scene Themes”

Huff in the scent of a new kinky life, devoted to my foot scents

breathe-in-new-life-zoe-s-nerdy-socks_11980_3-1 My Green “Free Life” socks are trashed enough to go to a new home. Already with some stench entrenched in them, when a new owner arises I will re-stank them until saturated (usually 2 days + workouts). Email me to request these for your perverted desires, to wear on your cock or hands as stink mittens. Looking forward to it,

Contessa Zoe Aspasia

Springing into you with My LadyCocks! March 20th- June 21st

Taking 3 of my ladycocks out for a spin with you, a spring special for sluts, to worship a few of my cocks. Read on below about this two hour, double cock adventure with Me.  Especially hoping to have many of you recurring sluts who may particularly appreciate this deal to come in May 1st-5th for Beltane sodomy with a little flower crown.. awww.  Spring has sprung, now take it like my little princess..

Continue reading “Springing into you with My LadyCocks! March 20th- June 21st”