______How Booking Works______
I book in advance with deposit. Same-day appointments are not an option. Weekends can be a challenge. I hustle many projects and am often out of town on weekends literally camping out of cell/ internet range. Give me the time + space I am asking for to get the best things in line: those who don’t are generally rejected quite quickly. If you don’t hear from me in 3-5 days (might be in the woods), then write again. Don’t send multiple emails for attention, save those extra thoughts for your next message.
2. Negotiations/ Extra Hoops. (sorting out length of booking, tools, extra materials, health boundaries/ concerns). If you feel you need live chat to make the negotiations “go better”, I offer a “Too Thirsty” online text special for $123/30mins at my earliest convenience, read more on my Distance Training page.
3. Deposit + Timing. (Finding times that work for both of us, sorting location and confirming space)
4. Final Details incl. Location/ Instructions on the Meeting. (You will not know exactly which door or hotel until 5-10 mins prior to our meeting. Follow the instructions. Text confirmation of booking to establish contact. Abuse of this extra contact method will be punished with fines, cancellation and dickery.)
Show me that you are ready, you can follow instructions and be discreet, and I secure the space or extra materials needed: deposits are not optional,c, $60-100 and up depending on the length of booking. I offer several options and varying levels of discretion. I do not support payment methods that discriminate against sexworkers (ie. PP). Yes, we are all concerned about privacy and related issues, so DO NOT send a deposit without getting the exact details from me, and never include a message with it, I’ll know it’s you. If you bail, I’m keeping it*. I offer a few options for various common “deposit hurdles”:
–> EMT (email money transfer) to a #’d account
–> Snail Mail (Post Office only: takes the longest, esp. since some weeks I only check it once, mailed at your own risk, no couriers/fedex)
A) Canadian Cash or Physical Gift Cards (that can be loaded with a custom amount) snail mailed to a P.O Box (Canadian Tire, Sephora, Mac, or Amazon.ca ONLY) Or Money Order
B) USD or Physical Amazon.COM gift card mailed to P.O. Box
–> Online Gift Cards: Etsy.com + Amazon.ca, Amazon.com email gift cards are sometimes acceptable.
–> Bitcoin It’s easier than I thought to use, and not tied to your bank account. Get on it. If you really love supporting this kind of work, crypto currency is your friend, and I’m set up for it! I can even help talk you through setting it up, via Distance Training. 🙂
That’s it. Email me reasonable questions. These are your options. No whiners. Ready to write me? Go Here–> Contact.
Contessa Zoe Aspasia
*I will refund if: I have to cancel in case of emergency, and sometimes if you’re an asshole and I want nothing to do with you. If you bail 48 hrs prior, I keep it, because I already paid for the space/ material/ whatever. This includes “that thing you forgot”, a sick aunt, car trouble. If you send and bail with lots of advanced notice (a week a month ahead), I will return your dollars minus bank fees ($20).